A Tale of Five Cheeses

Once upon a time there were five cheeses that shared a very special destiny:
-Sir "Shoprite Gratted Cheese" the Spagehtti Ready.from Springfield, NJ
-Lord "Laughing Cow Processed Cheese" the Egg Sandie Perfecter from Gurue,Zambezia
-Baron "Barry Farms Cheddar Powder" the Mac N Cheeser from Wapakoinck, Ohio
-Duke "Parmalat Cheddar Flavored Cheese Slices" the Grilled Cheesiest from Nampula
-and the mysterious nameless black waxed cheese from former Alto Molocue PCV Zach

Collected through various trial and tribulations, they all found themselves on a cheese and cracker platter prepared for a very special occasion. You see, the 3 young Americans residing in Alto Molocue, Northern Mozambique were devoted to a popular TV show involving ferocious wolves, snow zombies, dragons, and incest. But while their friends and family back in Americaland could watch the show the day it came on the air, the 3 young Americans had to wait for the season premier to be available online. Once they had acquired a sacred artifact, "The Modem of Unlimited Megabitivity", they were able to download the hallowed video and prepare for its revealing.  But as they were so devoted to the show, a demonstration of adoration was deemed necessary. So the 3 young Americans gathered together an array of their most prized possessions, and hoped it would please the Lactose gods.

Our humble offering to the show that made being
in love with dragons acceptable

Finally, on a slightly chilly Sunday evening one week after the show's premier, they gathered together in front of a laptop and gazed with wonder as their imagination was turned into reality. While cheese was placed, spread, and sticked (crackers were licked then dabbed in powdered cheese) on Agua e Sal crackers, an epic story of magic, betrayal, love, and war played out before their eyes. By the time it was over (actually it was only a little after minute 14), the 5 cheeses had reached their destiny and were forever bonded by their induction to the honored "Order of the Digestive System" .

For the North!!